Sarcasm is my only defense.
marina and the diamonds + snapchat music videos

mermaid-lice:

♔ Jul 27 3 days ago · 1,914 notes

ASK BOX IS ACCEPTING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

hunterinthetardis:

  • 9 Photos of __________
  • 6 Photos of __________
  • 4 gifs of __________
  • Fav Caps of __________
  • Your favourite photo(s) of __________
  • This or This
  • Color Meme
  • this ship or this ship
  • Quote/lyric graphic
  • basically…anything!
♔ Jul 27 3 days ago · 6,461 notes

insp (x) (x) ;

↳ AmazingPhil ; crabstickz ; KickThePJ

♔ Jul 27 3 days ago · 4,218 notes

 

Fully transparent rain forest frog

A Day To Remember - Homesick Vinyl

♔ Jul 21 1 week ago · 4,255 notes

johnsconsultingboyfriend:

THE EYE CONTACT

Look at it.

Moriarty has to, HAS TO, slip out of character for just a second to send that sly look at Sherlock.

That ‘watch as I destroy your world’ look.

And Sherlock… Sherlock, for just a moment has that appreciation for Jim’s genius. He saw what Moriarty was doing and admired the flawlessness of it.

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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Survey #143 : Long Bold What’s True

surveyhaven:

Your shirt is either blue or white.
You would rather lie and not get caught than tell the truth and get caught.
You hate when people show off.
You’ve dated an Alex.
You woke up before 10 AM this morning.
The color blue looks better on you than yellow.
It’s rained today.
Your school’s name begins with a N. (or the school recently graduated from did)
When you were little you would play in a sandbox.
You know a Maria.
You don’t have a barn at your house.
You’ve never had to wear a gas mask.
You know at least 2 people named Kevin.
You hate chocolate. 
You don’t understand how money works in another country besides your own.
You’ve never been dumped in a text message.
You are one of those people who are afraid of clowns.
It’s past 2:46 PM.
You don’t ever wear skirts.
You’ve eaten a sucker within the past week.
You’ve kissed someone whose name began with a V, B or R.
You hate when people say “I’m a unicorn!”
You’ve seen a koala before. 
You like the name Jonathan.
Your favorite color of balloon is orange.
The color of your TV remote is mostly white.
You spend most of your time in your bedroom.
When you get a new song on your iPod you listen to it over and over again.
You’ve never been to the beach.
You have over 345 songs on your music device.
You’ve written your name in the sand multiple times.
You laughed hard today.
You wore shorts today.
The color of shoes you wore yesterday were white.
You started dating someone on the 3rd of some month.
You’ve been in a private jet.
You’ve carved your name in a tree.
You can’t play the guitar.
You currently hear a Katy Perry song playing.
Whenever you order ice cream, you always get the same kind.
You grew up in a small town.
You haven’t cried in a long time.
Your favorite song is in the top played songs on your music device.
The color of your dream car is red.
The person you like was born in Jan, July, Aug or Dec.
You want to take a nap.
Your smile is your favorite thing about yourself.
You’ve been to a Coldplay concert.
You spell ketchup like catsup.
You’ve had the same phone for about a year now.
You’re listening to your favorite song right now.
Your hair is longer than your shoulders.
You could never be a doctor, fire fighter or cop.
You miss someone right now.
You like silver jewelry more than gold.
Your favorite hoodie is red.
Your last name begins with a P, F or G.
You’ve been to one of these: Houston, TX, Cleveland, OH or New York City.
You don’t have a swimsuit yet for the summer.
You have more than $60 in your wallet.
You have about 1 or 2 pops/sodas a day.
You’ve been to the Cheesecake Factory.
You don’t know what you’re having for dinner.
You’re currently eating candy.
You like curly hair on yourself better.
You’re terrified of thunderstorms.
You like cottage cheese.
You blame Disney for high expectations for relationships.
You hate mayonnaise.
You listen to music when you’re mad.
You don’t own a pair of yellow socks.
You like the red Powerade.
You hate Trix cereal or yogurt.
You didn’t wake up last night in the middle of the night.
You’ve had a pet fish that was blue. 
Your wearing a long sleeved shirt right now.
You like Jason Derulo.
You’ve danced on top of a table before.
You’re a fast runner.
You wish you could redecorate your bedroom.
You’ve learned a lot from your past relationships.
Your best friend’s name is Elise.
You can’t stand it when people don’t use smiley faces in texts.
The roof of your house is black.
The homepage on your computer is something other than Facebook.
You were born in Feb, Mar, Apr, Aug or Nov.

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