Sarcasm is my only defense.

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

snapslikethis:

because i am secretly a hobbit, i thought it fitting to give a birthday present to you

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surprisebitch:

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mountstar:

Types of Matter

When you watch most of the audience walk out of a Marvel film at the beginning of the credits:

ello-beastie:

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moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

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Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

jajvert:

do u have a ship u like but u only like it when its shipped a certain way

except a lot of people dont ship it that way